Jerry Jones bolted to Caribbean following Sunday’s loss

It seems Rex Ryan isn’t the only one who recently hid out in the Caribbean. A source exclusively tells Helmet2Helmet that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones flew directly from Washington, D.C. to St. Maarten island in the early hours of Monday morning. Jones presumably bolted immediately out of FedEx Field, where his team’s season ended following…

Jerry Jones: Change is coming to Cowboys

He may have spared head coach Jason Garrett, but let’s be clear: ‘Happy’ is not an adjective you’d use to describe Jerry Jones. Appearing on his weekly radio show, the Cowboys’ outspoken owner angrily said the coming months will be “very comfortable” at Valley Ranch, the team’s headquarters, following an 8-8 season. “I can assure our…

Jason Witten ‘extremely unlikely’ to play in opener

Despite cautious optimism from teammates and superiors, it seems the soonest we’ll see Jason Witten on the field is Week 2. According to ESPN’s Ed Werder, the Cowboys tight end, who suffered a lacerated spleen this preseason, is “extremely unlikely” to play in Wednesday’s regular season opener against the Giants. The team considers the injury…

Cowboys rookie WR Cole Beasley quits team

It’s been a helluva week for the Dallas Cowboys. Mostly for owner Jerry Jones, whose went from rants about (what he interprets as) gloryholes to laying down the law to Dez Bryant to emphatically predicting victory over the division-rival Giants. Thankfully, Jones was not in too talkative of a mood on Friday, but probably had…